I
try to throw up. Is there a fish bone stuck in my throat? I don't
know anything about the anatomy of my head.
I
go to an ENT doctor, because I think there is a fish bone stuck in my
throat. When swallowing, I can feel a painful scratching.
In
the waiting room, a woman is speaking in a crackling, deep voice to
her son.
I
get called to see the doctor.
„So
you ate some fish. What kind?“
„Char.“
The
doctor looks down my throat. I noticed he doesn't have a PhD.
„I
can't see a fish bone. You have almost no gag reflex. But if you find
out later that you do have a fish bone in your throat, you might sue
me. So I'll give you the option of getting transferred to a hospital.
But I recommend you do not go, because it would be very
uncomfortable. I will call your general practitioner about this. For
fish bones you should just eat bread.“
The
next day I can hear men's voices in front of my apartment door. The
next time I leave my apartment I find a loaf of bread in front of my
door. Did an ENT doctor put a loaf of bread in front of my door?
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